7/29/10

How to Justify a New Car


Here's a short list of how to justify switching from a completely paid-off, very practical Volvo to a new Mini-Coop!

1. I live in LA, I spend a lot of time in my car.
2. I have a two hour commute each day. My car should be fun & freakin' awesome.
3. A new car won't break down; hence, saving money.
4. Obama taught us that Change is supposed to be good.
5. Better gas mileage saves the whales.
6. Car payments help your credit!
7. Old people drive Volvos. I can't be old yet, right?
8. A lot of get-up-and-go is necessary for the inevitable police chase. This is LA after all.
8. It's really for the valet guy.
9. As the designated driver, the most amount of singing drunks I can fit in the car is three.
10. I deserve it!
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